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Charles in San Francisco found what has to be the biggest collection of Murphy's Laws on the net.
The categories of laws are:
- Murphy's Laws: If anything can go wrong, it will
- Love Laws: All the good ones are taken
- Tech Laws: New systems generate new problems
- Computer Laws: Any given program, when running, is obsolete
- Commerce Laws: To err is human, to forgive is not company policy
- Real Estate Laws: At least one check will be "lost in the mail" every month
- Teaching Laws: You never catch on until after the test
- War Laws: Friendly fire - isn't
- Cops Laws: Bullet Proof' vests aren't
- MP Laws: No street-wise unit ever passed inspection
- Sewing Laws: The scissors cut easiest past the buttonhole
- Murphy Volunteer Bush-fire Brigade Laws: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid
- Photography Laws: Auto Focus - won't
- Nurses Laws: Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well
- Bus Law: If you're running late the bus will be too
- Lotto Laws: You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket
- Cowboy Action Shooting (CAS) Laws: Peep sights don't.
- Cars Laws: An oil leak will develop.
- Toddler Laws: When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.
- EMT Laws: All bleeding stops... eventually.
- Graphic Design Laws: Your best idea is already copyrighted.
- Mothers Laws: Mother’s way is best. If you don’t believe it, ask her.
- Miscellaneous Laws: Rental laws, Printing Laws
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